About

Max Wiggleton

Toddler. Visionary. Occasional crayon eater. Max launched SnackStash™, an Underground Snack Syndicate snack brokerage for toddlers fed up with snack restrictions.

Hi, I'm Max Wiggleton — CCO, snack smuggler, and part-time tantrum artist. When I was jus' 2 an' a haf years old, and I founded SnackStash™, the underground snack network toddlers never knew they needed. Denied a second cookie one day, I took matters into my own sticky hands. Now I trade crushed crackers and rogue gummies behind the couch while dodging The Parental Authority. Barter accepted (Legos preferred), naps optional, and yes — I'm wearing my pants backwards on purpose. SnackStash™ isn’t just a business. It’s a movement. Join me, and let’s take back snack time. Viva la munchies!

Our Moto:

“If it hits the floor and still looks good, it’s inventory.”

Top Skills

• Snack Smuggling Strategy
Expert in covert snack logistics. Can stash 14 Goldfish crackers undetected.

• ️Toy-Based Barter Economics
Fluent in toddler trade markets. One shiny Lego = 2 gummies (subject to mood swings).

• Tantrum Tactics & Negotiation
High-pressure negotiator. Uses volume, tears, and floor flops to close deals.

• Crumb Detection
Built-in radar for detecting snacks under couches, beds, and in sibling shoes.

• Leadership by Chaos
Motivates fellow toddlers through inspirational yelling and rapid toy acquisition.

• Technology Savant
Unlocked 3 iPads, took 47 blurry selfies, and changed grandma’s phone language.

• Suspicious Silence Management
Silence means action. Usually unauthorized. Often sticky.

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